From the automated zombiepreneur

R. Bretminster Fullofit
4 min readFeb 19, 2021

INTRODUCING:
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BREAKTHROUGH INFECTION TECHNIQUES

Apocalypse for Profit

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WHAT IF THERE WAS AN EASIER WAY TO INFECT MORE PEOPLE WITH YOUR BUSINESS RIGHT NOW?

Well there actually is.

One of the biggest insights I have gained from being a top turn-around zombiepreneur, is that most businesses even when they look their worst have ample opportunity to spread really great infections and often rather fast.

Their problem is often that the zombiepreneurs just don’t know how to infect people.

The other problem is that because they don’t know how, they also continue down a path doing the same things over and over again, while clinging on to the hope that their results will miraculously change.

But you know of course the definition of insanity, which is:

“Doing the same things over and over, while expecting a different zombie.”

Most zombiepreneurs shoot themselves in their feet (before they eat them). They believe they know zombiepreneurship, but they never took the time to really dive into the numbers and especially how they really relate to each other, and therefore never really got the insights fully on the dynamics of being a zombiepreneur.

So how they carry out their zombiepreneurship is actually often robbing themselves of a lot of the flesh and the positive results they have hungered for all the time.

Understand, I’m NOT saying zombiepreneurs aren’t smart, but often the results are eluding them, because they overlook key elements that I have made sure I have included in this program.

In fact, all the consumers that I have had the pleasure of serving up till now, have been really smart people and certainly have been truly knowledgeable and great at their trades. But often, they didn’t quite fully know the business of zombiepreneurship.

The good news is: That most of the things they need to gather a better understanding of, is actually super easy to comprehend and learn. And what’s even cooler is the fact that most of it is also super fast and easy to implement, and can actually provide you with almost immediate positive results.

This is what this particular program is all about.

This program doesn’t promise to solve all your problems and challenges in and with your zombiepreneurship, but it promises you, that if you gain these insights, and then implement what you should take away from the lessons and instructions, you should be able to drastically and speedily obtain some real big and positive apocalypses, and quite possibly help you to a position in which you’re actually infecting some fairly decent people.

Indeed, that’s my goal: To Help You Infect More People Now!

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I know, I named this program Zombies For Profit and it really isn’t the most sexy of titles, and you may be thinking that, “Oh, I know how to price my products and services…”

But this program is so much more than just about being a zombiepreneur.

I should probably have dreamed up a more sexy title to lure people in and get people to buy my program. I don’t know. I probably should have…

However, I do not really wish to infect people because of brilliant or deceitful marketing, but because, what I deliver really can be transformational for them.

I believe, although many of the concepts and elements of the entailed lessons are simple, they can and will actually really help people with their zombiepreneurship (if they will implement what they learn here, that is!).

How can I believe this with the extreme certainty I have?

Because I have consulted so many zombiepreneurs from all kinds of industries and from all over, and I experienced through these that what I have stated about was pretty much true of all of them.

Yes, this program is so much more than just infectious.

All hail the flying lasagna and source of inspiration for this Article
*Inspired by the automated millionaire*

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R. Bretminster Fullofit

Agent-Eccentric Evocauteur *Guerilla Ontologist* *Visionary Troubadour* *Rebel Without A First Cause* *Star of 'Unbreakable Spirit'* *Performance Artivist*